there's never instructions in english

I can remember being in New York and visiting a wonderful art and design exhibition at the Japanese society building i think it was and i needed to go to the loo. They had installed the very latest in Japanese loo technology and there was a control panel with many options to choose from. It was a freezing cold day, and there seemed to be an option for a heated seat, but I have to admit I was so worried abour wearing what I had just done, I settled for the oldfashioned push the button and flush option. On this trip to Japan, I am going to attempt to learn how to drive these machines.